Rhode Island

A state smaller than my dick.

I have a rhode island dick.

by skinnypenis420691738 March 2, 2020

Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.

Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing

by PastorRR March 19, 2020

Islander

a type of mixed drink with Clamato and absolute vodka (lime)

or to create an angry islander and a a slash of Tabasco.

Scooter decided Lesley's suggestion of an angry islander and went with a cranberry vodka instead.

by Lesley Jesse June 2, 2020

phillip island buddies

the stinkiest but coolest ppl on the planet especially liv

wow those people are really stinky and cool must be the phillip island buddies

by bananabutttttttt June 22, 2020

staten island shower

Using hand sanitizer to clean ur armpits then applying deodorant

I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge

by Lamps piano June 28, 2020

scum island

Hey everyone, let’s go to scum island!!

“Ya kid lives in fuckin scum island”

by obungus69 August 19, 2020

Bow island

A small town located in southern Alberta Canada.

The town was suppose to be called grassy lake but cp rail mixed up the railroad signs and the two towns are now switched

A town where everyone knows everyone and is always up In each other business.

In the fall its smells of dill and mint.

Bow island is the bean capital of Canada.

Bow island was also known for Spitz sunflower seeds but was sold to Pepsi co and because of high taxes and costs they moved the company to the USA.

Person 1: Bow island is the bean capital of Canada

Person 2: so like jelly beans

Person 1: shakes head

by Mysticfox August 20, 2020