GOAT

A person called Lionel Messi
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)

Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."

by anonymous February 24, 2023

gawk goat

A Gawk Goat is a legendary specimen that is fine and rare. One of a kind in Nature. They have the ability to satisfy a man simply with the gawk gawk 3000 alone within seconds.

I heard Matt H caught him a Gawk Goat. That explains why he hasn’t been out in months.

by Trueelite3 February 24, 2023

Fat goat

A person, place or thing that is extremely uncool and disliked

“Did you hear that Ray is gay”
“Yeah, he’s such a fat goat”

—or—
“God I hate our math teacher”
“I know, right! She’s such a fucking fat goat, I hope she chokes on a pair of tits”

by Corn man14 March 1, 2023

gone off goat cheese

When you leave goat cheese out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off goat cheese smells like salmonella.

by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023

deep fried goat balls

goat balls that have been deep fried in a deep fryer

"Hey, can you get some deep fried goat balls from the deep fryer?"

by Deep fried goat balls March 2, 2023

Goated

Awesome, epic. The term comes from the abbreviation G.O.A.T. which stands for "Greatest of all Time."

Arsenal is the most goated game in Roblox.

by SlurpeeLikesGeography March 12, 2023

Willy goat

A Rickyism for billy goat, and the name of his pet goat.

“What is it? A horn dog?”

“No, it’s a Willy goat.”

by SteveFrenchie123 March 14, 2023