david and goliath

You get a boner and stick it through a girls boobs and get blown by the girl.

I gave your girlfriend a david and goliath last night.

by CRAZYMOFOBEAST August 11, 2009

craig david

English Middle Class Slang used to describe when someone is having a furious outburst (go mental) for whatever reason.

Ashleigh: "Did you hear about Dave? He got caught with his pants down with another woman by his Wife!!!"

Lisa "Yeah I heard about it the other day, apparantly Dave's wife went absolutely "Craig David" and cut his tackle off with a 10 inch kitchen knife and fed it to the dog!"

by Jason Laird November 23, 2007

David Blowies

The act of a female performing fellatio on a male.

Franco: "Hey, David, whats your favorite sexual act?"

David Bowie: "David Blowies."

by eesileeconfused June 10, 2011

Gavin David

Has a Massive horse cock. Has mad bitches. And fucks Brayden Geistweidt’s little pink asshole.

Gavin David has a massive horse cock.

by BoomBrayden33 June 19, 2021

David Ruiz

David ruiz is a guy that is extremely gay for Dominic Gomez. He likes grinding on games like an IDIOT and sleeps late all the time. Plus he adopted

Someone: Omg is that David Ruiz the beaner?
Me: yes bozo

by Joenigger1 December 13, 2021

Raph David

One of the most unrivaled bitch out there. If you ask him to do a push up, he levitates. If he drops a cup full of water, the water spits at him for doing that. If he plays a fps game, the gun doesn't run out of bullets, the gun runs away from him.

Ian: Damn bro didn't knew who this guy is until now, he's such a bitch
Raph David: I know right.

by Ian Sagittarius December 21, 2022

David Spinola

A young man, living in channahon, IL, who is the definition of a man. He is one one the worls best drivers, no one has his skill level in a vehicle. ABSOLUTE BADASS.

Hey, you know David Spinola? hes a badass.

by heythereyouthere November 21, 2010