david and goliath

You get a boner and stick it through a girls boobs and get blown by the girl.
I gave your girlfriend a david and goliath last night.
by CRAZYMOFOBEAST August 12, 2009
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craig david

English Middle Class Slang used to describe when someone is having a furious outburst (go mental) for whatever reason.
Ashleigh: "Did you hear about Dave? He got caught with his pants down with another woman by his Wife!!!"

Lisa "Yeah I heard about it the other day, apparantly Dave's wife went absolutely "Craig David" and cut his tackle off with a 10 inch kitchen knife and fed it to the dog!"
by Jason Laird November 02, 2007
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David Moyes

To 'Moyes' something is to screw up beyond all comprehension.
"Can't believe we're out of the Europa after pulling a David Moyes."
by JHmackem March 20, 2018
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Raph David

One of the most unrivaled bitch out there. If you ask him to do a push up, he levitates. If he drops a cup full of water, the water spits at him for doing that. If he plays a fps game, the gun doesn't run out of bullets, the gun runs away from him.
Ian: Damn bro didn't knew who this guy is until now, he's such a bitch
Raph David: I know right.
by Ian Sagittarius December 22, 2022
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Gavin David

Has a Massive horse cock. Has mad bitches. And fucks Brayden Geistweidt’s little pink asshole.
Gavin David has a massive horse cock.
by BoomBrayden33 June 20, 2021
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David Ruiz

David ruiz is a guy that is extremely gay for Dominic Gomez. He likes grinding on games like an IDIOT and sleeps late all the time. Plus he adopted
Someone: Omg is that David Ruiz the beaner?
Me: yes bozo
by Joenigger1 December 14, 2021
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David Spinola

A young man, living in channahon, IL, who is the definition of a man. He is one one the worls best drivers, no one has his skill level in a vehicle. ABSOLUTE BADASS.
Hey, you know David Spinola? hes a badass.
by heythereyouthere November 19, 2010
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