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duck butter

It is the head cheese that builds up around the head of your penis, tantamount to smegma.
by The Kingfish April 29, 2003
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duck fat

Cant do it, bcause there are no fat ducks out there.
by Benjamino October 7, 2003
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Darkwing Duck

The Darkwing Duck finds its roots in the ole batwing. The stark differences are that the Darkwing Duck requires someone to apply black or brown face paint to their ballsack. In addition to grabbing each testicle and spreading your sack as far as it goes you quack like a duck as well.
John really wanted to go blackface for the corporate halloween party but knew it has been a fireable offense since 2009. He decided to instead give his marketing team the darkwing duck to lighten the mood.

“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.
by Dead Man’s Delight November 17, 2022
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pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam
"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"
by Iwantahaveurbaby March 17, 2003
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smack the duck

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.
by LMaverick123 December 6, 2016
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Duck bitch

“Man that girl is a duck bitch fucking on the homies
by Moneybitchoutside June 8, 2022
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Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.
Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
by RiHuxley July 31, 2012
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