Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021

Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021

cards

A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.

U know that Cards guy, he is a complete fat virgin

by husdifaoghuitgfh;gbrtiyghsdfix December 23, 2023

leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley April 13, 2011

Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.

I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.

by imachingchong January 31, 2023

Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex

Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards

by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023

Uno reverse card

The only counter against "no u" known to mankind. With this knowledge, you have the power to destroy the world.

Me: Ur mom has multible gays of great sizes
Other person: No u
Me: *Shows an uno reverse card*
Other person: *Fucking dies*

by Hitler1889 March 8, 2018