report card tits

A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.

I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing

by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023

V-Card

A validation of one's virginity. After sex, former-virgins must destroy the v-card.

Girl: Hey, boy. Wanna have some fun?
Boy: Hell, nah! 'pulls out v-card'

by A.S.E. July 21, 2019

Odorama scratch and sniff cards

These are large scratch and sniff cards that were given out for free at screenings. Of John waters 1981 film "polyester". The idea is simple: the card has about 20-25 numbered icons each corresponding with a smell in the movie. When the number is flashed on the screen you simply scratch the corresponding icon. Odors included soiled tennis shoes.vomit.dog poo stinky farts........ you get the idea!

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Legit I literally have 2 mint condition never been used odorama scratch and sniff cards!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.

Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.

by Watermelanin February 25, 2024

Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex

Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards

by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023

Pokémon Card

A useless piece of cardboard that people pay $10,000+ for.

Pokémon cards are cards with foil in them.

I paid ten thousand dollars for this piece of cardboard called a Pokémon card.

by imachingchong January 31, 2023