wipe check

When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.

Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"
Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes
by Maverick-BO January 13, 2017
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Gut Check

Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.
Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.
by Big D johnny layer October 24, 2019
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check your peach

a suddle, term for those you think they are scallywags
check your peach grandma
by grandmas peaches March 31, 2019
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notebook checking parents

stupid ass parents who always want to check their kids books for no fucking reason and judge them for doing anything wrong
my mom is a notebook checking parents
by sagani gadiks son March 05, 2024
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Dad check

It’s when someone is a furry or dream Stan
Emely:I’m a dream Stan

Jim:dad check

*everyone liked that*
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perm check

the act of checking one’s surroundings for valuables prior to leaving an area after a smoke sesh
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Check with Jenny

Justify your personal stance by consulting somebody close to you to check what the general consensus is for what was already a well-established notion and give you a perspective. Bonus points if it is your wife and you are the Prime Minister of Australia.
“Jenny and I spoke last night, and she said to me, ‘You have to think about this as a father first. What would you want to happen if it were our girls?’ – Jenny has a way of clarifying things, always has.”- Scott Morrison on his check with Jenny
by The Ladybug February 19, 2021
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