Alex Jarboe

The gayest bitch you can find who cant find a barber even living in the middle of LA. Loves to talk about how much dick he gets. Fucks dogs at the pound and eats cats with his Asian neighbor.

Did you see any people in Chinatown fucking and eating dogs and cats. Shit, its alex jarboe.

by honey I fucked the kids May 13, 2019

Alex field

Super nonce who likes to finger children and then gets them to kick him in the sack.

That kids half naked
Time to do an Alex field

by 86bitch December 16, 2019

Pulling an alex

Pulling an alex:

Pulling an alex is when you or your friend runs away from you when you are fighting enemies.

When your friend leaves you to fight alone he is pulling an alex

by Am your mom August 1, 2019

Alex Malaty

Super cool girl that can dominate some basketball and has super puffy hair

"Do you know Alex Malaty?"
"Yeah isnt she that girl with puffy hair?"

by garfode55 August 26, 2019

Alex grant

Gay af and is born with the skill to repel women faster than he can spell vagina

-Hey do u know Alex grant?
-Oh ya that guy has hung with that girl 100 times and done nothing

by HotRedFire October 14, 2019

Green Alex

when your friends are talking about important, life-changing events, and you interrupt them to talk about something stupid or how you don’t know how to get dick.

“Don’t mean to Green Alex you, but...”
“Sorry to be a Green Alex.”
“I was talking, and she Green Alex-ed me.”

by xXxGothGurrlxXx May 17, 2018

Alex Kleiman

Hes soooo freeeaaakkking duuuummmmmbbbb

Alex Kleiman is so dumb.

by Alex Kleiman's Dad May 20, 2018