Super straight

A sexual orientation in which cis males go on dating app Grindr to hook up with other men discretely, but will only have a romantic relationship with cis women to keep up appearances.

Some guy: Are you sure you’re not gay? We just had sex?

Other man: Of course not! I’m super straight! uwu

by Superstraight-uwu March 8, 2021

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Super Straight - A sexuality in which a cishet man or woman only dates their opposite gender in which that person was born as.

Also known as a hetero transphobe who is trying to cover up their transphobia by using a wack sexuality made by a random man on tiktok for clout and attention.

Transgender man/woman - hey, i like you, wanna date?

Super Straight man/woman - no, sorry, man. Im super straight. I dont date transgender people.

Transgender man/woman - So you are transphobic?

Super straight man/woman - No, i just wont date a woman/man with the opposite genitals to what they go by.

Transgender man/woman - what about the ones who transitioned completely? (top and bottom surgery, etc.)

Super straight man/woman - No, i still wouldnt date them.

Transgender man/woman - Okay, so your transphobic.

by r44z0rs March 24, 2021

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A sexuality created by neon@zi transphobes, indicating towards an excuse to be absolute jerks that went trending on social media platforms such as tiktok and twitter. Their flag has the colors of Grindr, representing the way they reinstall it after their mother checks their phone. This sexuality isn’t and will never be valid.

Btw did i tell you i was trans?
So you’re a guy? I’m not gay..
No,i am a valid woman,I’m just not a cis one.
Well I’m Super Straight,sorry.
That just sounds gayer but go off.
THAT’S SUPERSTRAIGHTPHOBIC!

by petalforg March 10, 2021

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