Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)

Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.

by GZUS1 December 1, 2017

for 25 years

things were the same for 25 years.

1. that shoehorn was on the dresser for 25 years.
2. i've been making soup for 25 years.
3. she ain't gonna touch my pills. i've been putting them on the table for 25 years.

by #theshitsheis June 28, 2015

mother of the year

What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner

Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.

by Butter Mike November 24, 2018

Gap year

A year between graduating high school and beginning university/college typically spent traveling or working.

A great woman named k8_days_till_gap_year is well known within the Insatagram community for counting the days until her gap year

by 579 Days! July 13, 2015

leap year

If the days in a year were personified, Febuary 29th would be a hipster. Existing in each year is too mainstream for this day, and so it only shows itself every 4 years.

Date: Febuary 29th 2016 - leap year

Feb 28th: hey, 29th, havent seen you in a while

Feb 29th: yea, I know. 2015 was like soooooo last year...

by Xtra Happy August 9, 2016

Teenage Years

Like dog years, teenage years is just another annoying time difference.

If you are with a friend, then 3 hours is equal to 20 minutes.
However, if you are doing something with your parents, 10 minutes is equal to TOO LONG.

Jack" "Can we go now?"
Mom: "In 15 minutes."
Jack: "But that's like my whole life in teenage years."

by NinjaOrangeTV December 16, 2011

New Year

A time that hasn't happened yet, but signifies the end of all the past New Years. Since it's a New Year, people usually make resolutions with themselves and/or others in order to forfity themselves and their self-respect, or whatever the reason.

This year I plan on killing you

by Larstait December 25, 2003