Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.
Thor Odinson is a little pussy.
by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024
Get the Thor Odinsonmug. 
An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.
by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018
Get the Thormug. by akasd asdaske January 29, 2017
Get the thor arnoldmug. A guy who has a very large penis. When he wraps his hand around your neck, pleasure fills you. Cum drips from your throbbing pussy as he fingers you. He can get rough, and it makes you so horny.
by ANONYMOUẞ January 20, 2020
Get the Thormug. adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every person in a mile diameter 3. to be incredibly smart and be above Einsteins level of smartness 3. Be a god in human form 5. To have people begging you to be their god and all ruling leader
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who destroys in all that he/she does
verb
1. to thor someone so badly the thored person begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every person in a mile diameter 3. to be incredibly smart and be above Einsteins level of smartness 3. Be a god in human form 5. To have people begging you to be their god and all ruling leader
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who destroys in all that he/she does
verb
1. to thor someone so badly the thored person begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so thorly."
"Man: That man is thorly enough to make me gay even though I am super straight and he is awesome and super handsome. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That thor aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant almost dunked that ball thorly but even he was not good or worthy enough.
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Sigthor."
"Man! Incredibly smart thor here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am not ashamed there was no way I would win. You thored me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: No you do not deserve to take it in the face from me."
"Jesus thored those Romans."
"He walked into the room so thorly that everyone swarmed him trying to get a piece of his sexy and lovely body."
"Man: That man is thorly enough to make me gay even though I am super straight and he is awesome and super handsome. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That thor aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant almost dunked that ball thorly but even he was not good or worthy enough.
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Sigthor."
"Man! Incredibly smart thor here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am not ashamed there was no way I would win. You thored me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: No you do not deserve to take it in the face from me."
"Jesus thored those Romans."
"He walked into the room so thorly that everyone swarmed him trying to get a piece of his sexy and lovely body."
by Harambe4prez December 1, 2016
Get the Thormug. by Thor’sbbygirl April 23, 2018
Get the daughter of thormug.