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A Wimbledon Sundae 

When you insert strawberrys and pump squirty cream into your partners anus then consuming it as they push it out.
Dude my wife served me A Wimbledon Sundae last night and it was lush

Stimple-van-Whimple 

An insult directed to someone who’s head looks like a sharpened pencil
Wow, look at Mr Stimple-van-Whimple over there!”