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by Westside69420 October 14, 2020
by Gjvuskai October 21, 2022
by Gjvuskai October 21, 2022
A school that’s poorer than anything most people there are country and dip if you do any drugs you’ll fit right in
by Lil bitch 420 69 October 27, 2020
My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
A personification of that odd feeling you might get when you touch a piece of metal, and you think you need to wash your hands, but at the same time can't find an excuse to, they just smell a bit like iron now.
"Hey, Vincent, why're you heading to the bathroom stall?"
"Had to touch one of those door handles in the hallway."
"So? We disinfected them an hour ago."
"Yeah, but now I frankly feel like a Tin of Weston."
"Fine, go on then."
"Had to touch one of those door handles in the hallway."
"So? We disinfected them an hour ago."
"Yeah, but now I frankly feel like a Tin of Weston."
"Fine, go on then."
by loafsins August 25, 2023
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