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Why're by eddooo May 22, 2022

Why’re 

Uncommonly used contraction for the words why and are. Anyone who disagrees is stupid and should open a dictionary.
Why’re there so many bugs at this park

If the weather forecast is calling for a storm, why’re they still planning to go to the fair?
Why’re by nygfan December 23, 2019

Do you ever wonder why we're here? 

A phrase used by Red vs. Blue fans to find other Red vs. Blue fans.

The correct way to respond to this phrase is by saying; "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

Incorrect responses include; "Yeah." "Not really." "No." or "Maybe."
If somebody responds to this question with any of the above, you should immediately cease all contact with that person, and continue your efforts to find like-minded individuals.
YOU: "Hey."
FRIEND: "Yeah?"
YOU: "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
FRIEND: "It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? Are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything, y'know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."

Ever wonder why we're here 

One of life's great mysteries, isn't it?
Hey.

Yeah?

Ever wonder why we're here?

that's why you're still a virgin 

1)Something to say to someone who is acting completely retarded.

2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.
Brock: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
me: that's why you're still a virgin

that's why you're getting a 15% in english 

When you can't speak properly or gets words messed up while speaking, writing, reading, spelling, etc.
What's the type of English course?

Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.