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Wet Wednesday

A reference to the heavy drinking that occurs on a Wednesday night. Students who have classes on Friday and therefore must forgoe Thirsty Thursday rely on Wet Wednesday for drinking needs. Also used to cure any hangover left over from Tipsy Tuesday.
Kaiser: "Fuck I'm so hungover from drinking so much on Tuesday, and I cannot drink on Thursday because I have an exam on being a suckup to society"
Floormate: "Don't worry Kaiser, today is Wet Wednesday. You can both cure your hangover and study on how to be a tool to the Man. Enjoy the remaining years of proper liver functionality."
by KaiserKaj January 7, 2009
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Dutch Wednesday

When a female is pleasuring a man orally so to make him believe that he can ejaculate in and around her mouth, but just as he begins to come - she directs his penis with her hands towards his own face and says "HAHAHHA its Dutch Wednesdays bIIIATCH" as he proceeds to jizzz all over himself.
yoo girls i totally pulled a Dutch Wednesday on Carl last night
by wowgal44 November 8, 2010
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Splash Wednesday

leaving a facial cumshot on the face of your lover similar to ashes on Ash Wednesday
Bro I nutted on my chicks face and she left it there all day

Call it a splash Wednesday
by ahhhh321321 June 2, 2018
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Tattoo Wednesday

The only way to make Wednesday awesome-get a tattoo!
This is gonna be a hella long week, thank goodness it's Tattoo Wednesday.
by mo.glo July 7, 2011
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palm Wednesday

A variance of "Hump Day" which is on Wednesday, Some people actually get to hump , while other people may have to use their own palm. Hence "palm Wednesday"
good morning, Happy Hump day!!, Not for me it's not. It s Palm Wednesday!
by Ivan barrister April 1, 2023
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Ab Wednesday

since there is titty tuesday, ab wednesday should be a thing
Emma:hey i sent you titty pics yesterday , its ab wednesday, so send
jared: ok i forgot it was wednesday
by dumbassnigga0101010 June 29, 2022
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No Warcrime Wednesday

I cant commit warcrimes because its No Warcrime Wednesday
by Epic225 March 12, 2021
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