When you go to the toilet and keep browsing the internet but don't actually poop..you just relax unwinding with your phone in the privy underwear down
by Dr_shitposter December 25, 2021
Noun: Modified graduation ceremony for Class of 2020. Students are filmed recieving diplomas. It is a laborious process that requires innumerable hours of work. Developed as a result of global pandemic.
Verb: cause of head explosions. Upon hearing about virtual graduation as a result of students and parents take to social media to spread negativity because they no longer have the ability to contact the school personally via phone or email.
Verb: cause of head explosions. Upon hearing about virtual graduation as a result of students and parents take to social media to spread negativity because they no longer have the ability to contact the school personally via phone or email.
Parent/Student 1: (facebook post) virtual graduation is BS. They lied to us. Let's be a mob and all rant. ***heads explode***
by Mayor Ellen May 17, 2020
Replaying memories of films or television shows in one' s mind; usually with others as a group activity. Sometimes faulty or coded.
Group engaging in virtual tivo (example):
GM (Group member) 1: "You watch "Everyone Hates Eddie"" You: umm, no.
Group turns away.
GM1: Did you remember when Eddie puts the box .."
GM 2: "that thing..what was it? It wasn't a ring...'
GM3:"Oh, yeah, that was a ring, it was the wrong ring."
(Group laugh)
GM2:"Yeah and when Chica came it and sat on it .."
(Group laugh)
GM1:"He's like, sweetie, would you like to come in the kitchen, have some coffee.."
GM3:" She found it, she's trying to put it on her finger" GM2:"Tina walked in and lost it"
GM3: Chica is like (Group shout) YES! and Tina's like EDDIE?!" GM3: "Chica said YOU LOSER! and throws the ring at Eddie...
GM1: it goes does the drain...
All: THE DISPOSAL IS ON!
(Group laugh, except you who doesn't watch the program)
GM (Group member) 1: "You watch "Everyone Hates Eddie"" You: umm, no.
Group turns away.
GM1: Did you remember when Eddie puts the box .."
GM 2: "that thing..what was it? It wasn't a ring...'
GM3:"Oh, yeah, that was a ring, it was the wrong ring."
(Group laugh)
GM2:"Yeah and when Chica came it and sat on it .."
(Group laugh)
GM1:"He's like, sweetie, would you like to come in the kitchen, have some coffee.."
GM3:" She found it, she's trying to put it on her finger" GM2:"Tina walked in and lost it"
GM3: Chica is like (Group shout) YES! and Tina's like EDDIE?!" GM3: "Chica said YOU LOSER! and throws the ring at Eddie...
GM1: it goes does the drain...
All: THE DISPOSAL IS ON!
(Group laugh, except you who doesn't watch the program)
by Teenzilla December 23, 2008
Another day of phone and computer, without human touch or eye contact, and she felt an aching virtual vacuum.
by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020
Denise felt comfortable stepping away briefly while her young daughter video chatted with an adult friend. If anything bad happened, Denise knew her friend would call 911. Virtual babysitting is the childcare of the future!
by bobo76 September 27, 2014
3D-rendering of computer generated porn featuring young nude girls in a "toon" virtual realistic format, naked or having sex. Similar to Anime, virtual porn, aka V-Porn, 3D-rendered computer generated graphics depict sexual situations using 3D-rendered computer images of naked girls having sex.
by Elisa-LTG August 10, 2008
-Hugging from a distance because you don't wanna move
-You hate hugs but your friends don't.
-The person is one smelly kid.
-You hate hugs but your friends don't.
-The person is one smelly kid.
Stinker: Ahh! I'm not gonna see you for a whole weekend! HUG ME!
You: Uh..I'm not a huggy person..VIRTUAL HUG!
Stinker: YAYY! ^^
LATER;
You: Thank fuck..U_U
You: Uh..I'm not a huggy person..VIRTUAL HUG!
Stinker: YAYY! ^^
LATER;
You: Thank fuck..U_U
by MOshi SHizumi December 22, 2008