urmomsasscheeks_

One of THE shortest walking organisms on the earth. Scientists have proven that he is smaller than the atoms that make up your body. That's right, you are made of of MILLIONS of urmomsasscheeks_. Its scary, but true

Hey, did you know urmomsasscheeks_ is in your body RIGHT NOW

by urmomsasscheeks_ is short August 4, 2021

Urma

A meme talking (not directly) at ur mother

Urma is sus

by Ajhsfgdjkdhg August 6, 2021

urminejaegar

prans future gf prans future wife belongs to pran and pran only pran loves her and always thinks of her

urminejaegar has stds

by dream’s gf September 11, 2021

urmomsnewestgf

a damn dyke a stupid ass homo a gross disgusting faggie

i hate urmomsnewestgf

by urmomsnewestgf September 14, 2021

urmomsfanny

Your moms fanny is something that I would like to get into and rub so hard that she can taste my fingers

Boy 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Boy 2: yourmomsfanny!

by Yourmumlmao September 22, 2021

urmamgay

The ultimate ten-year-old-plays-Fifa-has-an-Xbox-one-s-and-is-good-at-sports-named-fuckin-isaac insult

urmamgay:

the middle school boys playing Fortnite: BRUH YOU ACTUAL BOT YOU DU- YOU CLAPPED IDIO-

Tom, the recipient ürmãmgâŷ

by Galactic_Tacos September 23, 2021

urmum

urmum is a number that is usually used to describe the mass of your mom. It is equal to one Googolplex squared: 10 to the power of 1 Googol, to the power of 2. This is equal to a 1 followed by 2 Googol zeroes, and is therefore an approximation for the mass of your mom in tonnes.

Your mom has the mass of 1 urmum tonnes.
Your mom eats 1 urmum hamburgers a day.

by micheldegespeicherten September 29, 2021