The normally seedy joint where a man heads to relieve his aching blue balls by a women, Sometimes a massage is given at first but then carried on to a oily Tug, i.e Hand Job.
Hey boys Im off to the Tug Joint now.
Or
Hey Matty, there’s a massage parlor down that road, Nah that’s a Tug Joint for sure, let head in!
Or
Hey Matty, there’s a massage parlor down that road, Nah that’s a Tug Joint for sure, let head in!
by ozlad80 March 26, 2011
Get the Tug Jointmug. The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Tug Cheesemug. A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.
While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.
by Jahollin July 14, 2015
Get the butter tugmug. 1.) I buttered my boyfriend up and gave him a little luv tug under the table at that fancy French place he took me to the other night.
2.) Lastnight was amazing! My girl gave me a luv tug to die for!
2.) Lastnight was amazing! My girl gave me a luv tug to die for!
by CRDOTC October 12, 2010
Get the Luv Tugmug. I was on the Seattle to Portland bus when I gave my neighbor a quick greyhound tug under his jacket.
by TugBoatSlim November 15, 2013
Get the greyhound tugmug. The art of "cup"ping an individuals buttock whilst simultaneously "tug"ging your member. Preferably whilst the individual in question is sleeping / passed out drunk.
Bill: Did you hear that Sarah got given the cup and tug by a random media owner last night? She was completely passed out drunk!
Chris: Yeah that was all kinds o' nasty!
Chris: Yeah that was all kinds o' nasty!
by KingRatWeasel August 16, 2015
Get the Cup and Tugmug. The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Tug Cheesemug.