Toe on the Trigger

When someone is down and out and appears to be about to commit suicide. The act is often completed by using a long gun pointed at the soon to be departed's head and using one of their toes to depress the trigger while their hands support the firearm's intended aiming position.

Friend one: Joe has been real fucked up since Jill dumped him.

Friend two: Yeah, it won't be long and he'll have his Toe on the Trigger.

by Durwood 66 January 13, 2008

pull the trigger

To purchase something, often a big-ticket, expensive item. Often used by geeks on enthusiast forums.

Person A: "So, are you gonna pull the trigger?"

Person B: "Nah, I'll wait for the new model."

by iUberGeek May 27, 2010

white-triggered

That special kind of triggered only white people get. A white person that gets white-triggered is most likely vegan, Christian, pro-life and/or an active Pinterest user.

Tyrone sarcastically responded to a joke by saying, "I'm going to kill myself!". This response white-triggered Bethany because her cousin's friend's brother-in-law's neighbor's online-friend's sister killed herself, and suicide shouldn't be joked about.

by Anonymous :p March 12, 2017

trigger kid

The kid you're friends with just in case he goes on a killing spree, just so that he spares you.

"James is a trigger kid, one day he'll start shooting people in the cafe, but I shall be spared"

by s'cute March 27, 2015

Douche-Trigger

Something or Someone that makes a person act like a total asshole or douche-bag.

"Hey man, why does bill act so weird around christy?"
" Well, i heard that christy was his DOUCHE-TRIGGER, thats why i don't hang around them both at the same time.

by troppyiscool April 14, 2010

Tigger Trigger

When you are jerking off and you thrust your thumb in between your ass cheeks causing a chain reaction of jizzing and moaning.

Last night I upped my game and tried a tigger trigger.

Dad: Why you taking so long in the bathroom?
Son: I'm dropping a bomb.

Dad to Mom: He's probably tigger triggering.

by Logan Lawson March 13, 2017

lol triggered

LOL triggered - when you're being both entertained and triggered simultaneously

wait WTF did I just laugh at? I'm LOL triggered here - The 'Say My Name In Every Song' comedy sketch is funny as hell but she pulls a gun on her boyfriend saying 'dont sing another bitches name nigga’ - how is this okay? If the guy was holding the gun to the woman's head people would be like TRIGGERED: woman abuse! violence against women! I’m totally LOL triggered here

by Peter Greenwall August 28, 2018