travel porn

Fantasy freedom in lockdown, looking at mapquest in a state of near-erotic passion.

Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020

travel guru

A travel Guru loves to talk travel, hear travel and meet travelers; he or she lives and breaths for traveling. A Travel Guru has experience of vagabonding and although they might decide to settle down in one place ,he or she always has the urge to travel and explore new destinations.

They know their visited places inside and out, such as things to do, attractions to visit, people and all the good stuff.

The term 'Travel Guru' is popularized by 'World Inside Out', a company that facilitates authentic traveling.

I saw San Francisco like an insider by contacting a Travel Guru.
A Travel Guru knows about all the hidden gems of his or her previously visited countries.

by Woyout September 20, 2015

travelers dust

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Can I offer you two fine gentlemen at this Greyhound Station some travelers dust?

by Epherum April 26, 2016

traveling bunny

Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.

I captured so many good traveling bunny pics, before I killed that Angora sweater.

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

Fast Travel

When you sleep during a long journey while someone else drives, and wake up at your destination.

Passenger: "Hey bro I'm super tired, do you mind if I fast travel?"

Driver: "Nah bro go ahead".

by Bboyzxoxo July 21, 2019

travel balls

n. - phrase used to describe the state of one’s balls once covered in the sweaty stank that can only come from periods of extended travel.

Bruh, after 3 connections and 4 airports, I’ve developed a serious case of travel balls.

by four48actual June 30, 2018

Intergalactic Travel

The travel between galaxies - which is considered complete and utter science fiction given the incredible distances. Even light will take 2.5 million years to reach our nearest galaxy.

Intergalactic travel, even to our nearest galaxy, would mean a minimum distance of 23,700 million million million meters away making it cleanly impossible.

by nick weiner January 28, 2009