A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio
“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”
by Evandm04 August 14, 2023
by #1HAG July 13, 2024
Smegma on the vagina, similar to dicc cheese; a build up of sweat, dead skin cells, and other bodily fluids between the folds of the vagina
Dang Becky smelled like BO and butt last night, she needs to wash her genitals better and get all that tootie trash off.
by galxygr3ngirafe June 27, 2022
Nickname awarded the disgraced former Mayor of New York after audibly farting during the Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing. Jenna Ellis, his co-conspirator, could be seen recoiling in disgust.
Fellow prison inmate shouts at his cellmate, 'Hey Tooty Giuliani, don't be stinking up our cell with you nasty, wet farts.'
by LaughingAloud December 16, 2023
by Owen Wilsons Nose February 03, 2021
This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 09, 2022