Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.
by High Society October 28, 2012
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by Cora :) March 23, 2020
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"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"
by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020
Get the Toilet Paper mug.When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020
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Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
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by Elise girly May 19, 2021
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