thomas and friends 

A kick ass TV show about some amazing trains and their adventures is a world of trains

Person 1: Have you seen the new Thomas And Friends?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fucking amazing!

thomas and friends by Thunderhelm December 11, 2017

Tim Thomased 

Tim Thomas, or, Timothy James Thomas, Jr. (born April 15, 1974), nicknamed "The Tank", is an American professional ice hockey goaltender for the Boston Bruins of the National Hockey League (NHL).

In the 2010-2011 Stanley Cup Finals, Thomas posted a shutout victory in Game 7 against the Vancouver Canucks.

Tim Thomased = To be denied or rejected of something of great importance

(Pronounced: Tim Thomas'd)

I tried to ask the waitress' out on a date but I got Tim Thomased!

I asked for raise but my boss Tim Thomased me!

Tim Thomased by 604LilMike June 18, 2011

themalleableduck 

an absolute giga-chad that managed to rickroll rick astley

Hey, have you heard about themalleableduck? Yeah, who hasn't? He rickrolled Rick Astley himself.

themalleableduck by @mansverychill on twitter June 18, 2020

Thom

Mouth. Not a tomboy.

I sip with my thom.

Thom by SipishThom November 30, 2020

thomas jerome Newton 

Sexy alien in the movie called the man who fell to earth. Played by the sexiest man ever, David Bowie

" Hey have you seen " The man who fell to earth "?"
" Fuck yeah, Thomas Jerome Newton is pretty sexy "

thomas jerome Newton by Jareths balls June 9, 2016

thomas cooley 

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.

hes a thomas cooley

thomas cooley by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018

Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.

Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”

Thomas Face by J.Mimz May 11, 2018