The Windshield Wiper

One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.

Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?

by FatD July 21, 2009

The Window Game

When you're at a red light get the person in the passenger seat to roll down their window and ask the driver in the next lane to roll down theirs. Once they do, roll yours back up and stare straight ahead. Try as hard as you can not to laugh.

Erick pulled The Window Game on some lady and she got all mad. She cut us off and started yelling at us at the next light. I couldn't stop laughing.

by c00lbeans October 11, 2011

three sheets to the wind

Old sailing term. After setting all three main sails to the wind, a ship will shudder and roll, much like a stumbling drunk. Now used as a synonym for drunkenness.

Don't take notice of Angus, lad, he's three sheets to the wind.

by Rage from rhuvok.com June 2, 2004

leg lamp in the window

Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.

Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.

Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.

by MCUD December 31, 2010

Let's fog up the windows

To have sex in the car.

Hey babe, let's fog up the windows tonight!

by Orale weyy June 24, 2018

candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

hide the wingtip

The wingtip is a type of shoe with a hard tip on the toe, and the hiding place is ones ass. In coincidence with the phrase, "kick your ass"

Such as in the show Scrubs
Man: Hey Grandpa, a little help.
Dr. Kelso: Here you go, sport. But call me "Grandpa" again and you and I are going to play a little game called "hide the wingtip". There may be a generational gap here, I'll explain. The wingtip is my shoe, the hiding place is your ass.

by Hsra October 15, 2007