Shawn Weaver

A sweet loving teddy bear. He might seem scary. But on the inside he's just a little softy. He always smells of fresh linen. He likes football and knows how to tackle.

I am having a Shawn Weaver day

by PB taco January 17, 2019

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Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny

You and me are in love

Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues

by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022

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the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.

Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!

by Official Flav December 4, 2024

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colby weaver

Biggest dick I the WORLD and savage.

Date colby weaver he sexy af

by Taylor poops shin November 16, 2017

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Vicky Weaver

To be a "Vicky Weaver" is to have no chance against the federal and state government.

Vicky Weaver was the wife of Randy Weaver at the Ruby Ridge standoff. The government had so much derogatory information that they were waging a genocide and a Christian fundamentalist/white supremacist takeover of the government. When they said "I'm a real Christian!" one too many times, the government made a preemptive strike.

Those antigovernment militias are so obvious! They're definitely gonna end up like Vicky Weaver. They need to be more secretive !

Fed 1: Let's give those little anti-gov punks a case of Vicky Weaver brains.
Fed 2: rotflmao
Fed 3: Vicky weaver brains! You're killing me! Hahahahahaha!
Fed 4: Vicky weaver brains it is, then. Just what the doctor ordered.

by Joey2dope July 17, 2023

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