The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper
by Puddlemaster3.14 December 31, 2018
by etrade19 February 14, 2018
The Secret Sleeper is the extra person or people that stay in your hotel room on vacation, when the hotel believes only two are in the room.
by Hill Storm June 03, 2011
by T/Roy August 20, 2019
by PartySnacks April 22, 2020
One of several sleeping postures best described by its namesake "Le proporzioni del corpo umano secondo Vitruvio" drawn by Leonardi da Vinci circa 1490. This resting position is the opposite of the fetal position which was popularized in French culture between the years 1859 and the present day. Most likely developed in Ireland, this "posturi vitruvio" came to an abrupt halt when eagles began tearing the nuts off of all Irishmen. Word soon reached the new colonies, and it was nearly unanimously decided that the eagle was the the most terrifying creature, subsequently adopted as our national sigil. Vitruvian sleepers will bloom best in comfortable conditions, with a solid roof to prevent talons through testicles.
Mary soon discovered that after waking up several times with a faceful of Brad's armpit hair, she was beginning to enjoy the outdoorsy taste of Gillette sport. Mary then accepted that she would live with this vitruvian sleeper for all time, and suckle the sweet residues of man dew every morning until the end of her life.
by Mieshter April 24, 2014
by maddeathie March 10, 2018