When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
by Beebs76 October 2, 2023
Get the Mel Tuckeredmug. Aka Filthy Mel, Is a definition used by people to describe a women hillbilly that is so disgusting and off putting you might vomit in your mouth a little bit.
by Telex. April 8, 2023
Get the Wicked Melmug. When someone says a joke but it's ignored and they keep saying it until they freak out about nobody recognising the joke.
Don't be such a Tek-Mel. It's just not funny!!
by NongMing January 18, 2019
Get the Tek-Melmug. Some sort of troll like creature, habbits include eating, farting and sleeping at other peoples houses.
You will often see a mel byrne hanging around a greggs with two sausage rolls in her hand and crumbs around her mouth and crotch.
Mel Byrnes take deep pride in their buttocks or 'ghetto butty's' as they are most commonly known as.
You will often see a mel byrne hanging around a greggs with two sausage rolls in her hand and crumbs around her mouth and crotch.
Mel Byrnes take deep pride in their buttocks or 'ghetto butty's' as they are most commonly known as.
by trollcatcher January 27, 2011
Get the Mel Byrnemug. aka "Filthy Mel", a women who (without her partners knowledge) will defecate over her partners chest while performing intercourse. Certain qualities of a "Wicked Mel" are being totally unkempt and disheveled. This Phrase is commonly said in Arkansas and Mississippi.
I was so drunk last night I went home with a Wicked Mel, While we were having fun she turns around and just shits on me!
I got real sober after that.
I got real sober after that.
by Telex. April 8, 2023
Get the Wicked Melmug. A couple that is/was destined to be together! When the sex is so amazing, fun, wild and compassionate it leaves you trembling! When the thought, the sight, and the smell of that person is all you think about that you just have to have them!
Wow, did you see that couple? Yeah that's Rusty Mel! They truly love/loved each other! They are/were perfect for each other!
by Rusty Mel June 14, 2023
Get the Rusty Melmug. to go off, to get extremely upset. to have anger so great that nothing matters but releasing said anger.
play on the word meltdown and the name of actor Mel Gibson who has had a history of anger issues.
play on the word meltdown and the name of actor Mel Gibson who has had a history of anger issues.
by Hank Morgan IV July 13, 2010
Get the mel-downmug.