A cute hot, fit man who works at cloud 9. He was a business owner and a legend. He died from diabetes because he drank too much juice 🕊️.
by aimsssss February 20, 2024

a man who is so bogus that he is just disgraceful
usual hangs about the oddfellow arms and is generally lee
usual hangs about the oddfellow arms and is generally lee
by Diksuk the big January 4, 2024

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

by Seth McDowell October 30, 2022

by WASSUP FROM THA GHETTO July 31, 2016

“Remember women’s rights in the 1700s, they were Glenn’s Dick.”
“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”
“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”
by Jackiechanskryptonite December 13, 2018

An extremely sexy dude who pulls all the girls. He has a future playing in the NFL, MLB, NBA, and UFC. He will also end up saving the world from an apocalypse and be loved forever by all people. He also immediately becomes good at things when they are introduced to him. Glenn puts forth more effort than anybody on the planet. The only person to ever exist who is better than him is Jesus.
by BigSexyToes October 27, 2023
