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Cooch Stank

When the cooch from yo girl is so horrendously disgusting. There is no other way to put it, it just stank.
Nobody:
Kids named Dominic: Her cooch stank so bad I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.
by Macabrebard May 16, 2019
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bacon cooch

When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”
I ate out that bacon cooch last night it was so greasy and delicious!
by Anthony Dalessio :))- July 20, 2020
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cooch cooler

A mini skirt so short it barely covers her privates, thus getting some air.
Dude1: Did you see that chick in the cooch cooler?
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!
by Coyote Boy February 4, 2014
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Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)
Would you like some Smoked Cooch?
by puifreshkekchode November 28, 2018
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cooch muncher

Or coochie muncher, is someone (usually a lesbian) who enjoys munching coochie (eat pussy).
"There is no point hitting on her, she is a cooch muncher."
"Oh, I didnt know she was a cooch muncher!"
by coochiemuncher June 21, 2019
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Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.
My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.
by Kenny Login December 4, 2016
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cooch wee

an utter act of defiance or the merging of cooch and wee
Hey what are you doing
"cooch wee cooch wee cooch wee"
Hey ⁿ⁰
by grilledpotati October 31, 2019
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