connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.

"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."

by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014

portuguese connection

When you're fucking someone in the ass and you hold his/her throat at the same time

I almost passed out yesterday, couldn't breathe during a Portuguese connection with my boyfriend

by theguyswhoknowseverything September 1, 2017

The Connect: Dejavu

An EP by MONSTA X that you should definitely listen to. The album consists of 7 songs. Jealousy, Destroyer, Fallin', Crazy in Love, Lost in the Dream, If Only, & Special. Once you listen to this album, you'll be just as obsessed with it as I am.

Person 1: Have you heard The Connect: Dejavu by MONSTA X?

Person 2: YES! it's one of my favorite mini albums by them!

STAN MONSTA X

by joohoney_my_honey October 8, 2023

Connection Cancer

When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.

"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."

by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014

severed the connection

This term refers to any friendship or relationship that has disappeared. It can describe a feeling of being lost or incomplete. This term is used as an example of a metaphorical or literal "passing on" of someone you valued; someone that you wish you had gotten to know or spent more time with.

Hansel left bread crumbs to find his way, but those pesky birds severed the connection

by morphologicalfreedom October 13, 2013

xbox connect

A program that you can use to avoid using xbox live to play online by "tricking" your xbox into thinking it's playing a system link game with someone. It sounds good at first: I mean Halo 1 online? cool, right? no. this entire community is overrun with the lowest of the low. Poor nerds, mostly hispanic, which accounts for the god-awful amount of lag. Apparently it's legal, but I have no idea how...

Marco: ey esse, i dont got da pesos for xbox live, wanna play dis shit instead?
Jose: yea mang, let's go steal a router or whatever the gringos call it

by Dr Pimp July 27, 2005

Connected Generation

You've heard of 'Gen X,' 'Baby Boomers', and the 'Greatest Generation'. The Connected Generation refers to anyone born since January 1, 2000. They represent the first generation born into the internet.

At fourteen, Marla was already a bona-fide member of the Connected Generation; she never went anywhere without her smartphone and felt a bit naked without it.

by XoXSciFiGuy September 9, 2015