virgina vacuum

The act of putting a vacuum to the vagina or penis.

Dude last night Stacy was sooooo freaky. She even gave me the Virgina Vacuum!

by EVILPANMAN November 20, 2016

Cum Vacuum

Where you cum into your belly button and have someone suck it out.

May I have a cum vacuum from you?

by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

Cooter vacuum

A douche.

Your a fucking cooter vacuum, bitch cakes.

by SatanicCuntCleaner September 20, 2016

Mouth Vacuum

A succubus who will suck your soul through your zipper and then make you pay the restaurant bill.

“That’s Becky, she is a straight mouth vacuum”

“She has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush”

by Bumbaclot Jimmy August 19, 2023

Morelli vacuum

When a girl farts while your going down on her, you catch it with your mouth and blow it back in to her mouth without her knowing what is going on

I gave my girlfriend a Morelli vacuum last night

by Mollies December 28, 2021

vacuum breakfast

A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.

Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.

I woke up this morning, and was so hungry I had a vacuum breakfast.

by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010

Craic Vacuum

An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.

Person 1: Good night last night?

Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately

Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?

Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....

by Unseen Academical December 26, 2018