shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.

That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!

by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021

Shanghai American School

stressed asian school. that is all you need to know.

very competitive and no takeout so this is not the place to be.

shanghai american school has no takeout delivery because it is very far away

by ewrw34534534 May 13, 2021

Shanghai Squat

When using a public restroom, the action of squatting over a toilet so your butt does not touch the seat. “Shanghai” referring to the toilets that are used in Shanghai china where the toilet is built into the floor and you squat over it to do your buisness.

I went to use the bathroom but the seat was gross, so I used the Shanghai squat to not touch the seat.

by Tom Rob April 12, 2024

Shanghai Mine Train

When you are standing in line for a ride at Shanghai Disneyland and it is so packed and crowded that someone accidentally sticks a finger right in your butthole.

Peter was excited to go the crowded party until he got a Shanghai Mine Train in the hallway and didn’t know who did it.

by Stinky Pinky Do May 4, 2022

Shanghai Sloppy

When a girl lays on her back on the bed with your cock dangling over her and you proceed to face fuck her in a kneeling position. As seen in the “Hunter Biden Sextape”

“Damn, did you hear Hunter Biden got pardoned? That Shanghai Sloppy he did in his sextape was inspirational.”

by Cheesymark December 2, 2024