Chinese olympics

Micromanaging pointless details while forgetting the bigger picture; often, overmanaging a project to the point of engaging in unscrupulous methods or fakery.
We went to see the President speak...he had a handpicked audience, a dozen makeup artists and it felt really staged. It was totally Chinese olympics.

That girl's mom goes Chinese olympics and does all her homework and projects for her. What a fake.
by Anatres 2221 August 13, 2008
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Sexual Olympics

Sexual Olympics are any major sexual event featuring all types of sexual sports, fetishes, and fantasies. These events last for many hours at a time and are usually loud, orgasmic and often public. The term suggests a competitive nature wherein those watching and/or listening try to compete with others in terms of display and/or noise.
"They'll probably be keeping us up all night with their sexual olympics"
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olympic triplecast

A skanky ho who thinks she is very sporty and should be in the olympics
''man she fruttin like an olympic triplecast...she belong in da broth''
by flot December 21, 2003
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Olympic Narcolepsy

A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.
Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.

Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
by cyberphunkisms February 23, 2010
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[Olympic] [Hangover]

A feeling of utter tiredness in the morning hours because of staying up too late watching the Olympics on television.
Dude, I have the worst Olympic Hangover. I stayed up until 2:00am last night watching badminton!
by jws410 August 15, 2008
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Olympic Bendover

Bending over to receive a metal in olympian fashion while getting done from behind.

Note: This requires three people, the awarder, the award receiver and the giver.
Dude I got really drunk with two of my friends last night and ended up in the Olympic Bendover. My ass is really sore but I now have a gold metal.
by Bensten August 09, 2009
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Olympic Sex

Olympic Sex is when a male is having sex with a female (any position) and when he is finished (ejaculated) he must put her on her stomach (if she already isn't) and proceed to put her in the Angle Lock forcing her to tap.
Guy 1: I had Olympic Sex with my girl friend last night

Guy 2: AWESOME!!!
by FFehrle July 19, 2009
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