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Mall Pussy

When you really want to Beat It Up but you're a teenager and have no car so you have your dad take you to the mall so you can beat up that mall pussy.
Hey dad, can you please give me a ride to the mall? There's some mall pussy I'd like to beat up.
by DipTheBallsIn May 3, 2020
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mall carnies

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.
I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.
by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013
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mall hipster

see mallgoth/mall goth

obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.
person a: omg look at those mallgoths what is this, 2004?
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters
by judgementalandpretentious July 13, 2012
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Mall Rats

People who have no lives so they spend all day and every day at the mall creeping on people.
We want to be Mall Rats today.

Fag1: Dude, I am feeling in a creepy mood, I think I am going to act like a Mall Rat today.

Fag 2: Good idea! I am feeling creepy too!
by Water Chestnut December 27, 2010
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Coconut mall

by Isayestothis February 8, 2021
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Palisades Mall

Stores fail at staying open for more than one year, loud, dangerous past midnight, old people in the morning, annoying solicitors trying to sell crap, mall security thinks they're the Clarkstown Police.

and many childhood memories for anybody who grows up in Rockland.
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mall goth

An individual calling themself "goth"/"gothic" that ,in actuality, is not involved in the subculture.
They listen to overhyped nu-metal/emo bands that they like for the simple fact that they believe it will make them 'cool',or more 'gothic'.
Usually between the ages of 12-17, they have a very blatant fashion sense; commonly wearing baggy, black pants with chains draped from them, spiked wristbands/collars, beanies, and especially Slipknot, HIM, or Korn tees.
Their chief source of fashion is Hot Topic (owned by Abercrombie & Fitch)
Some will don a depressed visage, never smile or speak, and others will don a moody, angry tone.
None of these 'goths' are generally 'gothic' at all. None of these people understand the origins, roots, or influences of the subculture, nor would they likely to be interested in any of its true aspects.
"You're indefinitely not involved in the gothic subculture; you would appear to be a mall goth."
"My friend only listens to HIM and Slipknot, and pretends to be depressed all the time; he's a mall goth."
by Draconysius May 5, 2006
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