massive 'ed

The way Bobby describes Mac's rather large head

"Ey Mac, you've got a big fat massive 'ed you."

by macca_ March 10, 2022

Massive Ween

A penis so tiny it ceases to exist

Russel Early has such a massive ween

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

massive clit

When a girl has to pick up her massive clit while walking to class to ensure that she doesn’t get dust on it from it dragging on the floor

i feel so bad for Sarah, she has such a massive clit that she has to hold it AND her books while treking to class :/

by Mike Litoras November 1, 2018

Garnet Massive

A gang originating in Glasgow, garnethill area. also known as 69 massive. Famous for their beer pyramid.

sam-hey man lets check out garnethill, i hear the flowers are lovely this time of year

dave- no way the garnet massive crew own that turf, they will chop off your ears and eat your eyes

by glasweege April 19, 2008

Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

by HunkyMonkey69 July 24, 2020

Massive Jk

it is "just kidding" but for things even more serious

Bob: your mom's a whore steve
Steve: what the hell man
Bob:Massive jk

by fullmetal pharoh May 8, 2010

massively zeke

something that is incredibly cool. Derived from the temperature Absolute Zero, or zero degrees Kelvin.

Man, that new MMORPG is massively zeke!

by GraceSorrow March 4, 2009