Are typically blonde fuckboys with the name Dale. They believe in Jesus and the clean beaches. They are really nice to children and sometimes give them BIG surprises. They assume rainbows are gay because of the many colors and, therefore despise them. If you ever meet a Jamaican priest he will more then likely have a very deep, yet smooth, accent.
Stranger: Hello Male Dossman, how are you today?
In thicc accent: Ay maan I'm great how you be today?
Stranger: Wow, you must be a Jamaican priest with an accent like that.
In thicc accent: Ay maan I'm great how you be today?
Stranger: Wow, you must be a Jamaican priest with an accent like that.
by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019
by Turkeyjerk February 27, 2016
by Air Gang May 26, 2017
Where you eat half a banana, look at your friend suspiciously and smash the leftover banana and peel on the top of their head. It lowkey resembles dreadlocks, and often the reaction of anger is priceless.
*Kyle looks at his friend while eating a banana*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*
by Amish Stalker January 30, 2020
When you dreadlock your pubic hair and then get that special someone to roll your dick up like a joint and smoke that shit.
by The bacon buttie March 07, 2016
Person 1: Want to eat a Jamaican Oreo
Person 2 (angry birds fan mostly named bryan): yes lol
Person 1 & 2: *eat Jamaican Oreo*
Person 2 (angry birds fan mostly named bryan): yes lol
Person 1 & 2: *eat Jamaican Oreo*
by lmaoimsusbaka November 08, 2021
when a man farts in a womens ass and then plugs the asshole and then keeps it plugged for a week and then unplugs it and sniffs it
by jeff the sniffer December 03, 2020