Cat

Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.

My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!

by Bitchydangernoodle May 28, 2019

Cat

A animal that dogs chase, People keep as a pet, chases mice, Scratches stuff, and meows

Dude: Awww my cat is adorable, WAIT DON'T CHASE HIM!

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

Cat

Cats are known as mammals and some cats are crazy

I saw a cat

by Meerkatplayz July 28, 2016

Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

Kitty small animal known as feline

Oh! Your cat is so adorable

by Imperfect_bish June 25, 2019

Cat

A small dog that meows

Cats are cool

by SPONGEGAR SPELLING March 10, 2018

Cat

A spy weapon that shoots lasers

My cat is cool

by Colorx bleach June 14, 2017