brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

by turnyourface August 6, 2010

brown eye baller

homosexual faggot gangster.

Rob Halford is a brown eye baller. He likes his dudes dressed in leather.

by white bread witout da bed spread November 24, 2004

pink brown eye

Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.

Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Brown eye blues

The Brown eye blues is the condition caused by getting pounded in the rectum/anus/asshole too hard which leads to blue and black bruised butthole. Often times is caused by or is a result of butt rape and butt vikings are notorious for causing this condition.

Look at Willie trying to walk. HAHAHA he cant because he was in jail last night and now he has the Brown eye blues

by saharadryhumor February 6, 2015

rolling brown eye

The act of showing someone your anus while rolling on the ground.

"dude I totally just gave him the rolling brown eye!"

by DonKebuls November 3, 2008

golden brown eye

When a man urinates a hot steamy stream into a woman's bunghole, hence giving her one hot golden brown eye in the bobby.

He gave her a "golden brown eye" and she was pissing out her ass for weeks. "Man did you hear, he gave her the good bobby last night."

by Stanley Steamrollz April 6, 2014

brown eye kiss

The act to put someones eye on a messy anus to make a brown rim around an eye

Mmm baby lets get freaky...we can shit on each other or just do the brown eye kiss which one do you want

by The dreamspider October 28, 2015