by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020
Get the Brandonedmug. Brandon is a ft6.2 dude that had one of the worst childhood I have heard he was in Foster care form the age of 7-14 and was abused many different ways his
Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
That Brandon is a player
by Thatkid990 February 6, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.
by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a dumbass
by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment
But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns
Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns
Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
by Somw dude February 22, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. The single greatest president in U.S. history.
In just the first 2 years of his term, he:
Pulled us out of Afghanistan
Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.
Ended Roe V. Wade
Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war
Ended Covid
BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans
Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
In just the first 2 years of his term, he:
Pulled us out of Afghanistan
Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.
Ended Roe V. Wade
Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war
Ended Covid
BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans
Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?
Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
by muzzy101 October 16, 2022
Get the Brandonmug.