When you fully cut a hole through a tomato the circumferance of your penis, Heat it up for 1.5 minutes. And Fuck it !
An Angry Tomato!
by Choo Choo Chugga August 29, 2010
a sexual move that is done out of anger when your lover passes out early and you ram your finger or thumb in her butt-hole to maybe wake her up, or just relieve your anger.
by delltron June 28, 2011
You’ve been abstinent for over a week, swollen and aroused you stand as your mistress genuflects
before you and takes you all in, deep in. You cum in endless waves, faster than your mistress can
swallow. The cum now flows out both of her nostrils; the path of least resistance; eyes watering she
suddenly blows it out, splashing cum in puddles over the concrete floor; now leaving her with a
sensation in the nasal passage akin to involuntarily snorting salt water.
before you and takes you all in, deep in. You cum in endless waves, faster than your mistress can
swallow. The cum now flows out both of her nostrils; the path of least resistance; eyes watering she
suddenly blows it out, splashing cum in puddles over the concrete floor; now leaving her with a
sensation in the nasal passage akin to involuntarily snorting salt water.
by Clammy April 12, 2019
When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her face, then you hit her in the knee and she is jumping around covering one eye.
by arrick January 17, 2006
Similar to rough sex, but usually the guy is giving the girl the angry dick, because he's still mad about something she did or he has some agression he needs to get out. Use caution with the angry dick, it tends to make females fall in love.
"Man, Ray had to take the day off cause he gave that nympho the angry dick, and the doctor said he bruised her uterus"
by L-Treezy June 10, 2006
Droping ones Nut sac into someones mouth from a great distance.
T-bagging from a great distance.Rapid t-bagging.
T-bagging from a great distance.Rapid t-bagging.
He angry sacked that hoe till here teeth fell out.
He attempted to angry sac his wife off of the headboard.
He attempted to angry sac his wife off of the headboard.
by bluecoolaid112 March 14, 2009
i tried inviting sergei out for drinks with me and the gang but he coldly looked at me and replied "fucks you" with misery written all over his face. what a miserable, angry russian.
by Schmucklebum February 13, 2013