when you mix dark and clear piss, making a refreshing bev with a healing aura
can be taken with coffee for extra panache
can be taken with coffee for extra panache
by johnjo16 January 06, 2020
You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
by newyorker51 October 14, 2023
When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.
by Nat R. September 06, 2023
The kind of person who wears cowboy hats and boots, has an open carry license, and knows only two things that come from Italy: Pasta and Firearms.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that guy who walked up to me?
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
Girl 2: The one with the cowboy hat? He was a true texan alright.
by My Snake is Solid April 17, 2019
I was in a rush getting out of the house yesterday but I was starving, horny and had to take a big wet shit so I asked her for a quick Dirty Texan for the sake of time.
by phiish_stiicks May 12, 2023
A whole bunch of Texans drive their fancy-schmancy trucks to a big party, ending in a line dance where they drive their trucks and dance in the beds rather than simply dance in lines.
Yeah, old Billy there really had a ball at that Texan Silverado last night... He was dancing all over the place!
by Star Cadet February 21, 2019
Getting a slblowie from a chick with a dip in, the jizz and dip spit is then deposited into a cup and chugged.
by Metatrøn September 20, 2019