techno dick

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

by blanchester July 11, 2008

techno smack

English slang for the drug ketamine which is widely used in the underground techno scene. This is because it has somewhat addictive properties (though no where near the level of smack aka heroin) and if you take too much you pass out and k-hole, like you would on Heroin.

Techno smack is killing the scene!

by tektektekno May 27, 2006

Techno Bomb

A Techno Bomb is a highly alcoholic shot taken in a double shooter shot glass it is 1/4 Everclear and 3/4 of a green or purple energy drink, Purple rayne Vex and Monsters are good.

Guy 1: Did you take many techno bombs last night
Guy 2: Ya it fucked me right up

by Techno Bomber February 01, 2010

Techno Peasant

Someone who knows nothing, or has limited knowledge about technology.

Sally - 'Whats the difference between internet and intranet?
Brett - 'God! you're the biggest techno peasant!'

by rhiannonRIOT January 29, 2008

techno peasant

Someone who has absolutely no idea how technology works and how to use it.

dude, your mom cant open her own email, what a techno peasant

wow, this noob is a freaking techno peasant he cant even find porn on the internets

by Rocky1`21123123123 January 11, 2008

techno turd

What your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.

I was texting Holly when I accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno turd.

by harryhotard February 27, 2010

techno elbow

a condition similar to tennis elbow which is caused by a full night fist pumping to techno music

"Had a great night last night, actually don't feel too rough, but I've got a severe case of techno elbow!"

by kirstymac October 16, 2014