Techno Hell 

When a person is entrapped in a seemingly inescapable evil vortex of technology problems. For example, a person is required to reset their password, but first they must provide their old password, which they cannot remember, and the password program doesn’t provide an option for “Forgot Password.” So the person finally finds a “Help” number to call, and after being automatically placed on hold while waiting for a representative, the call is disconnected.

Noun: After being trapped in techno hell all morning, she finally gave up trying to change her password.

Noun: Following a computer crash, she was in techno hell when she tried to set up her new computer and restore her files.

Adj. (acting as a compound modifier) She had a techno-hell morning at work.

Techno Hell by Texas Logophile January 8, 2020

techno-organic 

In organic object merged with technology

Oh shit that kid is mad techno-organic with his ipod.

techno-organic by Eric Xu April 21, 2007

techno myth

The replacement of classic greek and roman myths with modern - new age ones

(Defined in Michael Crichton's THE LOST WORLD)

These are all examples of a techno myth.

1. An alien is living at a hangar at Wright - Patterson Air Force Base.
2. Somebody invented a carburetor that gets 150mpg but the automobile company bought the patent and is sitting on it
3. Russians trained children in ESP at a secret base in Siberia and there kids can kill people anywhere in the world with thier thoughts
4. The lines in Nazca, Peru are an alien spaceport
5. The CIA released the AIDS virus to kill homosexuals
6. That Nikola Tesla discovered an incredible energy source, but all his notes are lost.
7. That in Istanbul there's a tenth-century drawing that shows the earth from space.

techno myth by KitKatERG August 3, 2006

Techno Biscuits 

Hot techno beats straight out of the oven. So tasty you just want to take a bite, but still too hot to eat.

1. As the band began to play, Josh got up to dance because it was techno biscuits.

2. Regardless of how tired he was, Josh couldn't resist techno biscuits.

Techno Biscuits by rsgerman1 November 16, 2009

Techno Viking 

Techno Viking, protector of blue haired chicks.

That 'blue haired chick' Techno Viking was protecting is a dude.

Techno Viking by yourmomssisterinlaw January 18, 2011

techno dick 

An individual who gets blue balls when their bluetooth doesn't work.

"Shysie was a major techno dick yesterday. I thought he was going to cry when his phone wouldn't sync with his car."

techno dick by blanchester June 23, 2008

techno smack 

English slang for the drug ketamine which is widely used in the underground techno scene. This is because it has somewhat addictive properties (though no where near the level of smack aka heroin) and if you take too much you pass out and k-hole, like you would on Heroin.

Techno smack is killing the scene!

techno smack by tektektekno May 30, 2006