Swiftie

A Swiftie is a member of Ariana Grande’s second fan base.

Swifties are so obsessed.

by anonymous April 13, 2022

Swiftie

The definition of a Swiftie is simply someone who is obsessed with Taylor Swift, who would probably sell their siblings off in the black market to get tickets to Taylor Swift’s concert, knows her song after hearing 2 seconds of it and if someday had kids would tell them her name when they point to the pictures.

They’re such a Swiftie for that

by Speaknowisunderrated January 10, 2023

Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.

Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.

by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024

swiftie

A basic white bitch obsessed with Taylor Swift. Also a fucking idiot.

Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!

by jjjjhhhhhhh111122333 September 21, 2023

Swiftie

A group of diehard fans of Taylor Swift that would hunt someone's entire family down if you say her mid music is bad

Person 1: I just got doxed
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I said Taylor Swift isn't the greatest artist of all time and a Swiftie saw it

by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024

Swiftie

Someone who is a huge fan of Taylor SWift , knows every lyric to her songs , her details and supports her 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Are you listening to Taylor Swift again?

Yes , Im such a swiftie!

by yourfavgreek November 14, 2023

Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.

MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.

by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024