charlie swan

Charile Swan Bella Swan's father in the Twilight series written by Stephenie Meyer. He got divorced from his wife, well ex-wife now, Renee, when Bella was little. He is the police chief in the small town of Forks, WA. He is very into watching sports and he cares very much for his daughter Bella. Charlie comes to like and trust Edward Cullen, Bella's vampire boyfriend, until James, a vampire who drinks the blood of humans unlike the Cullens, is hunting Bella. Edward makes Bella leave Forks and she goes to Phoenix with Alice and Jasper. To get Charlie to let her leave Forks, Bella runs into the house after being with the Cullens all night, screaming and crying that she broke up with Edward and she can't stay in Forks any longer. She can't make any more roots there and make the same stupid mistake her mother did. Charlie doesn't care much for Edward anymore thinking that if Bella never met him, she would have never left Forks in the first place. Though Charlie never figures out that the Cullens are vampires.

"Wow! He's a police man and he loves watching sports? That is so Charlie Swan!"

by la la la it's Bella June 13, 2008

No-Drama-Swan

When the drama and bullshit gets to a ridiculous level and it has to end, you have the right to invoke the No Drama Swan.

I don't wanna deal with this. I'm invoking the No-Drama-Swan, please leave me alone.

by spartacusthegod May 11, 2011

swan diving

When two girls go down on the same guy at the same time.

My friend and I went swan diving on the guy we were hooking up with.

by Mercy Marie April 10, 2014

Black-Swan

Originating as a joke featured in the TV series, Broad City, and referencing multiple scenes from the film, Black Swan, to Black-Swan someone is to stealthily approach an unsuspecting victim, esp. an acquaintance, from behind, wait silently from a short distance for the target to turn around, and to opportunistically startle them by standing motionless and displaying a batshit-intense, emotionless, I-watch-you-while-you-sleep, and unblinking stare.

I was minding my own business, finishing up at work, looking for a document I needed to work on at home that weekend, when my BFFL, suddenly at my place of business and looking deeply into my eyes, Black-Swanned me so badly I screamed and possibly farted.

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016

Swan Laker

1) Someone who lives in the Swan Lake Trailer Park in Mira Loma, CA. It is a gated community designed to keep the people in. 2) Someone who would be the absolute last person to attend a ballet or high school. 3) The antithesis of the graceful swan, Swan Lakers are more like inbred Ugly Ducklings.

Jerry Springer won't take no Swan Lakers.

by Bubba84 December 22, 2005

black swan

(v)-To self-sabotage oneself when faced with high-stake, high-stress situations.

I black swanned myself before the exam on Tuesday by going out and getting drunk with all of my friends.

by WNKT March 5, 2011

black swan

A song by BTS from their album Map of the Soul: 7. The lyrics are very sentimental, you should give them a read. Very unappreciated by the general public and all ARMYs agree that it deserved better. It's known for having some of the most beautiful stages and dance breaks.

"Bro, Black Swan was really 2020 soty in my heart."
"I know, everyone did it so dirty."

by lenglengmandem February 11, 2021