Pink Switzerland

Someone's asshole. The anus of a man or woman. The Chocolate Starfish, or maybe even the Fart Box. You get the idea.

Jerry: "I was tongue punching Jenny's Pink Switzerland last night in her mom's bed!"
Thomas: "Golly gee Jerry you sure are a stud!"

by mockywottle January 6, 2023

Las Vegas Spritzer

An act of sexual intercourse. When one partner sprays diharrea into the other one's face; the sprayed partner then pukes the diharrea back into the original partner's asshole.

I woke up in the booth at Fun Hogs Ranch and realized I was covered in the Las Vegas Spritzer I got from the bartender the night before.

by DaizyDuke69 July 8, 2016

Jizz Spritzer

Its where your doing a girl in the ass and you jizz in her ass and she farts in your face and it spritzes all over your face, kinky i know...

"Yeah i heard about Jake getting a jizz spritzer too, hes still trying to get all the stuff out of his hair"

by Retarded Dwarf September 29, 2009

Mystery Spitter

A dipping tobacco spitter that is used and then put away for some time only to be found without the knowledge of whose spitter it is. Oftentimes these spitters are reused for no reason other than not having to chug an entire bottle of water for a clean spitter (and a guaranteed bathroom break). Mystery spitters are most commonly found in Preparatory School settings.

"What spitter can I use for this lip?"
"I don't know man, I guess you'll have to grab a mystery spitter.

by Dogs'R'Us November 2, 2009

Spitzerface

The face of reluctant apology (or crapology) because you have to even though your shit's totally fucked regardless, as made by New York Governor Eliot Spitzer as he apologized on national television for sleeping with high-class hookers, even though he knew he was going to have to resign over this.

Represented by the emoticon:
):-

Douche: She caught me in bed with her sister.
Friend: What did you do?
Douche: Well, I dismounted first, then apologized
Friend: How's that going?
Douche: (spitzerface) ):-

Fatty: I ate his last doughnut. What do I do?
Fatty's Advisor: (spitzerface) ):-
Fatty: Shit, you're right.

by jmattyc March 12, 2008

skitzer

A person who regularly uses methamphetamine

That person is moving and talking super fast, they must be a skitzer.

by MandaInTexas September 26, 2008

cotton spritzer

the act of pouring wine onto a womans white cotton panties while wearing them...then sucking the wine out of the fabric.....

"would you like ice cream or a cotton spritzer for desert my dear?"

by achilez July 25, 2006