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Asylum sneakers

Crappy trainers that asylum seekers wear . Normally Lonsdale or bargain budget black and white Nikes
Mate get down the shops and buy some decent trainers and get those Asylum sneakers in the bin
by Grantox August 8, 2025
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Sneakeratively

To approach a person or place without being noticed until the last possible second.
"Are you watching"? "Well yea, if I wasn't, I wouldn't have told you about that guy. And he showed up sneakeratively"!
by SageHood928 June 28, 2022
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sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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Sneaker sneak

When a puppy grabs anything right under your nose without your detection
"You little sneaker sneak, give me that back"
by Xaidia May 13, 2021
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Night-time head sneakers

The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.

In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.
How did you sleep?

Not very well, I had night-time head sneakers
by MynameisScarlett January 8, 2020
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