severus snape

the hottest fucking man in the entire series of harry potter

i’m such a simp for severus snape

by shitpisskink January 28, 2021

snape

an ugly fucking loser from harry potter.

bullied children, was grossly obsessed with lily evans (potter), literally was a stalker, was racist, was part of the wizard kkk, etc etc.

also was extremely greasy and oily and probably hasn’t washed his hair since the 70s.

ew snape is an ugly noob

by lil sharty March 2, 2021

Snape

A Greasy Git of a Potions Teacher from the Harry Potter series. Had a sick obsession with the title characters mother.

Suspected lover of Albus Dumbledore

"That Greasy git Snape"

"You mean Professor Snape"

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle March 7, 2021

Aiden Snape

Literally the hottest person/guy one this earth. It is literally impossible for anyone to be hotter than him. He is what you call the definition of hot.

Oh wow so you see those wario combos that’s totally an aiden snape :3 ^_^

by Josh Libby March 9, 2021

Snape-Killed

Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing that you are their ultimate agent. That happens all the time, right?

I thought he was evil, but turns out he just Snape-killed him.

by ScarletSkywalker March 23, 2021

severus snape

a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans

someone: severus snape is my favorite character

me: ewwwwwww

by anonymous August 28, 2021

Severus (Snape)

Cockney rhyming slang for vape. Often used to ask covertly for a puff on your friend's vapouriser.

Ioan : Oi mate, any puff on yer Severus (Snape)?
Oscar : Course mate - knock yourself out lad.

by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney April 17, 2025