Snail Jousting

Two women aggressively scissoring eachother.

They were snail jousting each other until their pelvis' were swollen and bruised.

by American Werewolf in Sweden November 6, 2013

Snail Hatin

The way dyslexics Hail Satan.

"Hey dude, what you up to?" "Oh you know, just Snail Hatin'."

by z0mbieparade October 2, 2016

snail helmet

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.

Yo Whitney, you know I'm putting this snail helmet on your head after you lost the bet.

by OhHealzYeah January 27, 2016

gary snail

"meow", bites spongebob profusely

WOW, OOH, CHILL GARY SNAIL

by tasty + delicioso November 18, 2020

snail nail

To have sex with someone at a very slow rate. Doesn't necessarily need to be sensual though.

I brought this girl home from the bar last night. At first i thought she was a total snail nailer but as it turns out she was just retarded.

by drdamage March 8, 2011

fanny snail

When a woman is in a state of such arousal a trail of slime is left behind them as they walk, similar to that of a snail. Require the woman to be not wearing any underwear.

Wow, see that wet trail on the ground over there? That girl must be a fanny snail.

by Achmensch February 15, 2017

snail tit

A snail tit is a droopy nipple or droopy boob in particular. Or a snail with titties.

“Yo did you see jessica” “Yeah she has some major snail tits”

by snailtittylit July 21, 2018