Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024

Sloppy Joe

When a girl lays on her stomach and you're eating her out and she loses control over all bodily functions and leaks diarrhea down her pussy while you're still going down on her.

Friend 1: "I was eating my girl out the other day and I don't know what happened but she gave me a Sloppy Joe
Friend 2: "disgusting..."

by SotD0XGames March 26, 2019

West Nigerian Sloppy Joe

A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .

How come your wifes mad at you?

Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .

by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025

Sloppy joeing

Two people holding hands but they get really sweaty and slip and slide everywhere.

Damn dude! I was so nervous that we were sloppy joeing it big time!

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

Sloppy Joe

When it’s so hot outside even your vagina gets hot and sweaty.

It’s so hot outside tonight I think every girl in Missouri has a sloppy Joe!

by CrazyGreenDragon June 16, 2022

Sloppy Joe

When someone sucks dick while eating food at the same time.

Ex. Tim wanted Angela to give a sloppy joe.

by Purpleslushie September 23, 2018

sloppy average joe

its The act of making a sloppy joe out of a working class man in an act of cannibalism

John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild

by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019